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• Kate Moss and her crotch have been preserved in gold (Celebitchy)

• Nicky Hilton says DJ AM is doing "really well" (US)

• Hugh Laurie's house burglarized (The Sun)

• Britney Spears goes back to school (People)

• Are Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo engaged? (IDLYITW)

• More political tension on The View (Mollygood)

• Shia is injured again (OK!)

• Now there's no Britney sex tape? (I'm Not Obsessed)

• Jessica Alba's new Declare Yourself ad: scary or effective? (Popsugar)

• Jennifer Garner rocks the baby bump (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

• Kurt Cobain's ashes are gonna be smoked in a doober (Agent Bedhead)

• Jay-Z wants a family one day (Popsugar)

Jessica and Carrie duke it out

Ouch! Fistfuls of bleach blonde hair are being ripped out. Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood continue their catfight through the media.

Jessica Simpson: pregnancy is confusing

Oh Jessica, once again you sound like a stereotypical blonde - my apologies to all blonde readers.  Word has it that Jessica doesn't know how to read a pregnancy test.

still sucks to be Jessica

So what's worse than being mistaken for your boyfriends ex?  Okay, a lot of things are worse than that, but man, that really sucks.

Jessica and Tony - these two are still dating?

I totally thought these two were through. And then I was positive they were kaput when Jessica's love triangle surfaced.

Poor Jess, it just goes from crap to craptastic

Let's start with the crap  It's reported that Jess is going to be the maid of honour at her sister Ashlee's wedding, a wedding which we have heard is a real thorn in Jess's side (and now have heard is happening this weekend).

Chill Jessica, chill

Jessica is apparently really putting the "wouldn't we look great on top of a cake" pressure on Tony - and doing it in front of his friend.  Not cool Jessica, totally not cool at all.