Birthdate: May 18, 1970
Birthplace: Upper Darby, Pennsylvania
Soundbyte: "The first time I went to see a
Second City show, I was in awe of everything.
I just wanted to touch the same stage that
Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred
ground."
Birthdate: April 7, 1964
Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand
Soundbyte: "I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack."
Birthdate: November 8, 1985
Birthplace: London, England
Soundbyte: "As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I'll be fine."
Birthdate: October 25, 1984
Birthplace: Santa Barbara, California
Soundbyte: "I opened up a magazine and I saw a
picture of Scarlett Johannson. I said to [my
boyfriend at the time], 'I'm not going to lie. If
Scarlett Johansson walked into the room and
wanted to make out with me, I would make out with
her. I hope you're okay with that.'"
Birthdate: December 20, 1983
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Soundbyte: "It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than
if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable.
You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people
struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling,
you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the
world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the
rest of your life."
Birthdate: August 29, 1958
Birthplace: Gary, Indiana
Soundbyte: "If you enter this world
knowing you are loved and you leave this
world knowing the same, then everything
that happens in between can be dealt
with."
Birthdate: September 19, 1964
Birthplace: Monticello, Georgia
Soundbyte: "Especially in the entertainment industry, because you have to focus on yourself and your career every day, it's really important to do things that remind you that it's not just about you; things that really take you back to reality."
Birthdate: December 24, 1971
Birthplace: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Soundbyte: "The homosexual community wants me to be gay. The heterosexual community wants me to be straight. Every writer thinks, I'm the journalist who's going to make him talk. I pray for them. I pray that they get a life and stop living mine!"
Birthdate: September 27, 1984
Birthplace: Belleville, Ontario
Soundbyte: "People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
Birthdate: Sometime in June, 1952
Birthplace: Louisiana
Soundbyte: "I do understand that my baby
made this monster. But
when she was down, people took
advantage."
