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Stars vandalized on Walk of Fame

Anti-fur crusaders have taken their message to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, scrawling a message on Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's star. While it's not surprising that the twins were targeted (PETA has an entire campaign devoted to encouraging Hairy-Kate and Trashley, a.k.a. The Trollsen Twins, to make the change to a fur-free lifestyle), the effort of resorting to vandalism to spread the message is totally lame.

Star of the Day: Jonah Hill

Birthdate: December 20, 1983

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California

Soundbyte: "It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life."

Nicole Richie versus Mary-Kate Olsen?

My lord, can you imagine a catfight between Nicole and Mary-Kate - it would be a lightweight match with lots of hair pulling.  Who do you think might win?  My money would be on Nicole, she looks scrappy.

Mary-Kate's Off the Hook - And Other Updates

Case dismissed: though she was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury after Heath Ledger's death and wanted immunity before testifying, the U.S. Attorney's Office has dropped its investigation into The Dark Knight star's accidental death. Suspicion arose when it was discovered that a masseuse who was at Heath's apartment at the time of his death called Mary-Kate three times upon finding his body.

Photo of the Week

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted out n' about in some pretty funky footwear. I mean, what the hell ARE these things? Shoes? Boots? Shoe-boots? Anklet slipper wedges? Full-length clogs?

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Mary-Kate wants immunity from prosecution?

Well I didn't actually see this one coming but I guess it's no huge surprise: Mary-Kate is apparently refusing to speak with federal investigators who are looking into Heath Ledger's death.

Star(s) of the Day: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Birthdate: June 13, 1986

Birthplace: Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles

Soundbyte: "Me and Ashley feel like we're totally different."

Mary-Kate Olsen headed back to rehab?

I've got my grocery store line-up free loading research to do:  Star magazine reports that "sources" say Mary-Kate Olsen is totally spiralling herself back into rehab.

The picture of fashion?

Fashion plate Mary-Kate Olsen stepped out in quite an, uh...interesting getup last night at the New Yorkers for Children gala.