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Jessica Simpson: pregnancy is confusing

Oh Jessica, once again you sound like a stereotypical blonde - my apologies to all blonde readers.  Word has it that Jessica doesn't know how to read a pregnancy test.

still sucks to be Jessica

So what's worse than being mistaken for your boyfriends ex?  Okay, a lot of things are worse than that, but man, that really sucks.

Jessica vs PETA

Hey, remember that t-shirt Jessica was wearing with Tony at LAX, Real Girls Eat Meat?

Jessica and Tony - these two are still dating?

I totally thought these two were through. And then I was positive they were kaput when Jessica's love triangle surfaced.

Company's on the couch

In Hollywood, everything old is new again. In our second visit to the Casting Couch, we are hypothetically bringing the comedic misunderstandings of Three's Company to the big screen.

A tangled web of passion

What does Jared Leto and Zach Braff have in common?

Poor Jess, it just goes from crap to craptastic

Let's start with the crap  It's reported that Jess is going to be the maid of honour at her sister Ashlee's wedding, a wedding which we have heard is a real thorn in Jess's side (and now have heard is happening this weekend).

Chill Jessica, chill

Jessica is apparently really putting the "wouldn't we look great on top of a cake" pressure on Tony - and doing it in front of his friend.  Not cool Jessica, totally not cool at all.

Friday Mystery #1: Jessica Simpson and the case of The Mysterious Ailment

I haven't seen the sombre treading of Uggs in such a freakin' long time.  Didn't Paris kill their popularity or something?  I figure once Paris catches wind of something, it's completely dead in the trend world and knock-offs have migrated for mass consumption.  Anyhow... not here to talk about that blonde, I'm here to gossip about Jessica Simpson and the case of The Mysterious Ailment.

Breaking news: Jess - Bent out of shape

While Ashlee Simpson makes big plans for life changes her new album to be released, Jessica is sulking with her perfected pout.