Oh Jessica, once again you sound like a stereotypical blonde - my apologies to all blonde readers. Word has it that Jessica doesn't know how to read a pregnancy test.
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So what's worse than being mistaken for your boyfriends ex? Okay, a lot of things are worse than that, but man, that really sucks.
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I totally thought these two were through. And then I was positive they were kaput when Jessica's love triangle surfaced.
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In Hollywood, everything old is new again. In our second visit to the Casting Couch, we are hypothetically bringing the comedic misunderstandings of Three's Company to the big screen.
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What does Jared Leto and Zach Braff have in common?
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Jessica is apparently really putting the "wouldn't we look great on top of a cake" pressure on Tony - and doing it in front of his friend. Not cool Jessica, totally not cool at all.
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I haven't seen the sombre treading of Uggs in such a freakin' long time. Didn't Paris kill their popularity or something? I figure once Paris catches wind of something, it's completely dead in the trend world and knock-offs have migrated for mass consumption. Anyhow... not here to talk about that blonde, I'm here to gossip about Jessica Simpson and the case of The Mysterious Ailment.
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While Ashlee Simpson makes big plans for life changes her new album to be released, Jessica is sulking with her perfected pout.
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