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Sarah Larson made her bed

In an attempt to become the perfect mate for George Clooney, the world continues to speculate about Sarah Larson’s mistakes. If you can avoid her pitfalls then maybe you can snag George all for yourself.

Marky Mark disses George?

Listen, Mark. I managed to forgive you for your past embarrassments, notably your bad-boy phase and the whole Funky Bunch thing (including that workout video you made), and have, in recent years, developed quite a serious crush on you and your smokin' hot bod.

George, is this a rebound or was this the other woman?

Oh George, here I thought your most recent romantic split had been explained (you know, the issue with Sarah's plastic enhancements) and now there is a rumour that the relationship had been staged before the official end.

Friday Mystery: Did fighting over assets break-up George and Sarah?

Hey look at the twins!  Today's first mystery is about Sarah "famous for dating Mr. Clooney" Larson and her recently boosted assets.  The gossip world is saying that the boob job is what finished her relationship with George "droolicious" Clooney.

George is an eligible bachelor!

Yesterday you may have heard a strange sound. That was the collective female population letting out a pent up sigh of relief as news circulated that George Clooney is once again single. Yes, even the currently attached women around the world were doing a little happy dance.

Sydney Pollack: 1943 - 2008

Sydney Pollack lost his battle with cancer on Monday, though his career and achievements won't soon be forgotten.

George not a fan of Paris

Oh I'm sure George likes the grand city of Paris but he obviously does not like Paris of the Hilton variety.  Oh George, this is like sprinkles over icing on a yummy devil food cupcake

"By George" said Posh, sitting by David "where'd my plane go?"

Private jets are where it's at.  Seriously, when I fly and I get stuck between halitosis-breath, super-sweaty BO guy and chatty Cathy on meth.  The Beckhams fly and they get stuck with George Clooney.