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Lady Gaga: Soothsayer of Fashion Doom

If shoulder pads are making a comeback, please shoot me now because I cannot take the Joan Crawford look twice in a lifetime. If I want shoulder pads, I'll rent the box set of Designing Women.

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BinkyLinks!

• Bruce Willis marries lingerie model Emma Heming (People)

• Matt Lauer needs surgery after run-in with a deer (ET Online)

• Lindsay's living on credit (Gatecrasher)

• Ashton Kutcher posts picture of Demi Moore's ass on Twitter (Socialite Life)

• Lauren Conrad's line of clothing "on hiatus" (I'm Not Obsessed)

• Lance Armstrong breaks right collarbone during race in Spain (US)

• Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart engaged! (IDLYITW)

• Pacey Joshua Jackson is still cute (Popsugar)

• Brad Pitt gets caught with the nanny and Angelina Jolie beats him (ONTD)

• Dave Letterman marries longtime girlfriend (People)

• LiLo's assistant banged up her Maserati (WWTDD)

• What happened to grunge? (Newsweek)

• Nicole Richie working on line of maternity clothing (Evil Beet)

• Zac Efron not doing Footloose after all (Dlisted)

And This Is Why I'm not a Fashionista

Because I would laugh forever if I found out someone actually paid money for this ... shirt? jacket? slaughtering of muppets? Yes, folks it's real and is from the ready to wear collection of Jean-Charles de Castelbajac shown at Fashion Week in Paris.  He obviously has issues with Kermit.

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BinkyLinks!

• Mariska Hargitay hospitalized again (CNN)

• Jennifer Aniston's hair costs 50 grand (WWTDD)

• Robin Williams in ICU with heart troubles (Cele|bitchy)

• Lindsay Lohan pissed that Katie Holmes got Glamour cover (MSNBC)

• George Clooney writes editorial about Darfur (The Daily Beast)

• Amy Winehouse's ex dating 16-year old schoolgirl (Mirror)

• Reese Witherspoon calls her divorce from Ryan Phillippe humiliating (Digital Spy)

• Angelina Jolie goes blonde for new movie Salt (Just Jared)

• Chris Brown due in court today (The Superficial)

• Britney Spears' Circus tour debuts to mediocre reviews (IDLYITW)

• Paris Hilton drops $200,000 on diamond dashboard (The Sun)

• Pete Wentz plans to record children's album (Radar Online)

• Are Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox faking their breakup? (Pop Wrap)

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Tilda Swinton: Fashion File

You know, I think Tilda is just f**kin' with me (well not me per say, but I mean with folks like me that troll the celebrity wires).

BinkyLinks!

Baby bump watch: Kate Moss (Celebitchy)

Salma Hayek married on Valentine's Day (People)

Celebrity eyebrow makeovers (MSNBC)

LiLo and SamRo: too sick to work (Popsugar)

Affleck essay on Congo conflict appears in Time (OK!)

Lance Armstrong's bike: stolen (CNN)

M.I.A. becomes a mum! (Popsugar UK)

Another fashion faux paux for Lindsay (WWTDD)

On the cover: Kanye West (I'm Not Obsessed)

J-Lo and Count Chocula bring the twins on stage (ICYDK)

Chris Brown reportedly hires crisis management expert (The Daily Telegraph)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer swap spit (Popsugar)

Michael Phelps won't be charged for hitting the bong (US)

Fashion Q&A: The Angelina Jolie edition

Q: Did Angelina Jolie wear her Max Azria dress backwards to the Screen Actor's Guild awards last weekend?

BinkyLinks!

• The couple that poses half-naked together, stays together (Celebitchy)

• Moose knuckles (CityRag)

• Pink gets burned on the beach (Splash News)

• Ellen channels her inner Aretha (US)

• Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law pleads not guilty to murder charges (OK!)

• Anthony Kiedis applies sunscreen evenly (WWTDD)

• Shia LaBeouf's license suspended (Access Hollywood)

• Scarlett Johansson looking very Marilyn for Dolce & Gabbana (E! Online)

• No Doubt announces summer tour (PITNB)

BinkyLinks!

• Goth works for Francis Bean (Webster's Is My Bitch)

• Who's the new face of Louis Vuitton? (A Socialite's Life)

• Jessica Simpson's lips look like they're going to explode (Hollywood Tuna)

• Scarlett Johansson has mega cleavage (Egotastic!)

• Reese Witherspoon had Coke bottle glasses as a kid (ICYDK)

• Britney on her marriage to K-Fed: "I think I married for the wrong reasons." (MSNBC)

• Miley Cyrus goes all Tom Cruise on Ellen (Dlisted)

• Kelly Osbourne is engaged (US)

• Lindsay Lohan got antiqued (IDLYITW)

• Everyone's favourite killer is rockin' the porn 'stache (PITNB)

• Tom Cruise's new movie sucks (Dlisted)

• Are Chris and Gwyn on the rocks? (Page Six)

• Joaquin Phoenix filming documentary on his transition from acting to music (E! Online)

• Amy Winehouse still looking rough (Popbytes)

• Winona Ryder rushed to hospital in UK (I'm Not Obsessed)

• Angelina Jolie stopped breastfeeding at three months (In Touch Weekly)

BinkyLinks!

• Nice shirt, Sly (Jezebel)

• This is getting old, Disney (WWTDD)

• Adam Sandler a father twice over (US)

• Mark Wahlberg on Kate Moss: "She kind of looked like my nephew." (IDLYITW)

• Brad Garrett is on the attack (Just Jared)

• Jaden James' allergy revealed (OK!)

• Stalker found dead outside of Paula Abdul's house (The Superficial)

• Madonna wants to become a film director and compete with Guy (Celebitchy)

• Brad Pitt manhandled at movie screening by his own security team (Popsugar)

• Donald Trump helping Jennifer Hudson out (MSNBC)

• Angelina Jolie has jet lag (Popsugar)