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What is Alex Rodriguez up to these days

Guess who Alex Rodriguez was allegedly canoodling with this past weekend?  It wasn't who you'd think.

BinkyLinks!

• Nice shirt, Sly (Jezebel)

• This is getting old, Disney (WWTDD)

• Adam Sandler a father twice over (US)

• Mark Wahlberg on Kate Moss: "She kind of looked like my nephew." (IDLYITW)

• Brad Garrett is on the attack (Just Jared)

• Jaden James' allergy revealed (OK!)

• Stalker found dead outside of Paula Abdul's house (The Superficial)

• Madonna wants to become a film director and compete with Guy (Celebitchy)

• Brad Pitt manhandled at movie screening by his own security team (Popsugar)

• Donald Trump helping Jennifer Hudson out (MSNBC)

• Angelina Jolie has jet lag (Popsugar)

Peaches and Max: divorcing already?

Q: Remember this quote?

"You can’t ignore divorce rates. Every friend of mine has parents who are divorced. I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, ‘This is going to last forever’. But I did go into it thinking, ‘I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while’."

How long do you think Peaches was thinking when she used the words "long while"?

Sienna and Balthazar: Over?

Is Balthazar Getty getting a taste of his own medicine?  Is Sienna proving to be a serial cheater?

BinkyLinks!

• Eye candy: George Clooney on set (Popsugar)

• Carrie Underwood loses "all respect" when stars back electoral candidates (US)

• On the cover: Angelina Jolie (PITNB)

• Guy Ritchie accosted by knife-wielding Madonna fan (Dlisted)

• Simon Cowell is a single man (Celebrity Smack!)

• Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno crashes pro Prop 8 rally (Popsugar)

• Kate Winslet looks stunning in December's Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

• Jennifer Aniston talks about Owen Wilson's suicide attempt (People)

• Friend of Jennifer Hudson's says she is doing "very, very well" (US)

• Lindsay Lohan's career is toilet-bound (Mollygood)

• Robert Downey Jr.'s close call 'down there' (Defamer)

• Keanu reeves is off the hook (The Superficial)

• Britney Spears still in constant contact with her paparazzi ex (Digital Spy)

• Charlize Theron settles $20 million lawsuit (TMZ)

• Niki Taylor pregnant with third (Newser)

• Ryan Reynolds finishes NY Marathon in under 4 hours (Lainey Gossip)

BinkyLinks!

• Jennifer Hudson announces foundation for murder victim families (ICYDK)

• Mark Ronson got wasted off Diddy's "special" brownies (Dlisted)

• Travis Barker's ex says he's buying a tour bus to avoid flying (OK!)

• Corey Haim is engaged (Celebrity Smack!)

• Larry Birkhead and Dannylynn have moved out of Anna Nicole's house (Popbytes)

• Joaquin Phoenix's Hollywood home up for sale (TMZ)

• Madonna and A-Rod's clandestine hook-up in the Hamptons (Page Six)

• Is Brad scared to marry Angelina? (A Socialite Life)

• Kevin Smith to try dieting after breaking a toilet (US)

• Pete Wentz is gonna be a daddy any day now (People)

• Like Posh Spice needs another 20 mil (WWTDD)

• Katie Holmes has interesting taste in shoes (Just Jared)

• Amy Winehouse's drug dealers going to the clink (Contact Music)

• Is Ashley Olsen planning an expensive, secret wedding? (Celebitchy)

• Heidi Klum told Seal she was pregnant with another man's baby after a month of dating (Mail Online)

• Heidi and Spencer are absolutely ridiculous (Popsugar)

• Russel Brand resigns from BBC after prank call blowup (CNN)

• Seconds before meeting Coldplay, Duffy set her hair on fire (Digital Spy)

Madonna and Guy: The Contract

OK, so I've been trying to keep Madonna & Guy divorce news at a minimum because OH MY LORD I totally saw this divorce coming and nothing short of discovering Madonna is NOT human surprises me anymore.  And seriously, even if I found out she actually is reptilian, I doubt I'd report it.  So what is making me write this particular story? Oh it's the sheer control-freakishness of it all...

BinkyLinks!

• Tina Fey glues her ears down to portray Sarah Palin (MSNBC)

• Agent Scully Gillian Anderson welcomes a baby boy! (Celebrity Baby Blog)

• Jewel is a prankster (People)

• Chase Crawford has gigantic eyebrows (Dlisted)

• Beyonce as Etta James (PITNB)

• Case dismissed for Britney (ICYDK)

• Minnie Driver looking great post-partum (Hello!)

• Keanu Reeves brings back the seventies with some good old Canadian rock n' roll (Hello!)

• Miss Teen USA likes to match her crown to her bong (Dlisted)

• Shanna Moakler and her sixth sense (IDLYITW)

• Just in time for Hallowe'en: they made another Saw movie because... (A Socialite Life)

• New Guns n' Roses (WWTDD)

• American Pie star Alyson Hannigan expecting her first child (US Weekly)

• This week in the tabloids: Jennifer Aniston proposed to John Mayer? Angelina admits to an affair? (Jezebel)

• What do Michael Madsen and Britney Spears have in common? (TMZ)

• Brooke Mueller pregnant with twins (Fame Crawler)

• The Beckhams are on the move (I'm Not Obsessed)

Guy Ritchie is already moving on

As I've said time and time again, RUN GUY RUN - and now that it has finally happened - I gotta say "phew, that's a relief".

Madonna's got a friend in Gwyn

No doubt the Madonna/Guy Ritchie split will be one of the more scandalous celebrity divorces this year; every day there's a new story: Guy's nothing but a gold digging scoundrel who didn't support The Material Girl after her horseback riding accident, Madonna wants A-Rod's baby and sleeps in a plastic suit to prevent aging. Sure, no publicity is bad publicity, but let's be honest - juggling a very public divorce, three kids and a world tour has got to be tough.

There with an ear for listening and a shoulder to lean on is Gwyneth Paltrow, who is helping Madonna get through this trying split.