After many years together (twenty-three, to be exact), David Letterman and Regina Lasko were married last week in Montana. In true Letterman fashion, the legendary talk show host gave ten reasons during last night's Late Show broadcast as to why, after so many years as a couple, the two decided to make it official.
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.
5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
Number five is my favourite.
Congrats, David and Regina!
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#8 is my reason (I kid, it was #3).
Posted by: katie ~ motherbumper | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 08:44 PM