It's been a while since I talked about Katie Holmes because frankly I haven't read anything interesting in weeks. But this week some little whispers about wifely confessions were floating around and I just couldn't ignore them.
Turns out that Katie is at the end of her rumoured Purification diet (which I'm going to assume is a way Scientologists wear down their prey make disciples submissive cleanse their bodies) and apparently part of her commitment to the Scientology lifestyle includes making weekly written confessions (WRITTEN?) to her husband.
What kind of confessions you ask? Well one of those nosey little sources is quoted saying "if she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happpened." The example given was if she forgot to tell him she met with someone (like Chris Klein *cough* probable father of Suri *cough cough*).
Holy crow, I could never do that confession shit. I mean we don't keep secrets but we also have our own lives. Wait, maybe I'm being to hard on their lifestyle... perhaps I should write a note to my husband about who really peed on the floor the other night... naaah, don't need that shit in writing.
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