Hey, remember when Renee Zellweger was married to Kenny Chesney for fifteen minutes back in 2005? And then she had the marriage annulled citing "fraud" and people were screaming that Kenny plays for the other team (not that there's anything wrong with that - if that was the case - which it apparently isn't... but people kept yelling it - for the record, I'm not one of those yelling people...)
Yes, well there is no proof that any of that malarkey about Kenny being gay is true. But if "fraud" means "not the marrying kind" in a court of law, than maybe that was how Renee got an annulment as opposed to a regular mega-bucks divorce.
Before I get to the "not the marrying kind" thing, I'll tackle the gay-thing. Kenny was recently quoted defending the "I'm not gay" stance. You see, Kenny apparently likes to brag a la Gene Simmons that he used to bed a lot of the country music lovin' ladies "Man, I was over 100 several years ago. I can’t believe I’m actually saying this on the record: That was probably back in 2001." He said this in defense of the "he must be gay if she cited fraud" argument. *rolling eyes* Yes, yes, Kenny, you bedded lots of the ladies.
Okay, I'll cut the guy a small amount of slack, he probably felt the need to talk about bedding the ladies when his sexuality was attacked but does one need to say that they bedded a huge number of ladies to prove this? Apparently so.
But then this quote from the same Playboy interview kinda made me wonder if this was part of the fraud Renee was citing? Kenny said "I have friends who have a normal family, kids and a dog, and I think I would blow my brains out. I can stay on my boat for a few weeks if I have a guitar and a girl and a Bob Marley CD. After that, I’ve got to move around." My translation?: "tragically suicidal slash not the marrying kind" of man.
Did Renee think she was marrying a family man and found out there wasn't a snowballs chance in hell after signing on the dotted line? If so, at least she found out before there were kids - seriously sister Renee, trust me, it's better this way. Now there is nothing wrong with not wanting to procreate or settle-down. I just wish that was more contagious in celebritiville but still, that's something you want to establish before getting hitched... dontcha' think? But if I married someone, and then they said "hey, I don't want to settle down", I'd be screaming "fraud" from the rafters.
Makes me wonder if he decided he wasn't the "marrying kind" after he tied the knot? Oh my word, why do I waste brain cells on this stuff... I've got laundry to do.
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