I don't know if I can stop laughing for long enough to post this story - every time I look at this picture I start giggling. Condoms named after soccer legend (and total hottie) David Beckham are flying off the shelves in China after promising buyers that they'll score in the bedroom the way David does on the pitch.
The Long Love domes may have less lead and toxins (phew, what a relief!), but they haven't been endorsed by David, leaving some Chinese fans feeling nervous that he'll be offended by them.
The Sun quoted one fan: "We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here."
According to David's agent, Simon Oliveira, the brand isn't an official one, but that hasn't stopped them from becoming the top-selling contraceptive in the country.
C'mon, admit it - you'd buy a box of these in a heartbeat. I sure as hell would.
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