Jessica Alba is hot. She is and probably always will be and since I'm a petty lady prone to jealousy, that says something when a person like me can admit it (because it's true: Jessica Alba is hot).
So why do corporations like the one that owns the Campari brand pull stunts like this?
See the photos below? The one on the left is fromthe original shoot for the Campari campaign that features the lovely Jessica Alba. The one on the right is the end result.
Look at the hips. Look at the waist. It's like a sick hourglass of impossibility. Wait, nope, I recognize it: it's my Malibu Barbie from 1979.
How sad is it when they take a lovely lady and carve her up using Photoshop in the supposed name of sexy? Pretty f'ing sad. Shame on you Campari, this is a mystery that happens far too often and I will never understand.
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