Okay, I'm not really sure what to make of this rumour-slash-story because it's a little too bizarre, even though I usually expect that from Mr. Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise is apparently MERGING his family with the Beckhams. I'll let that sink in.
Soooo now that you are all going "huh?", rumour has it that Mr. Crazyman Cruise will be hosting a ceremony with both families where they are all going to make speeches about their love and devotion for each other and then they will be one big happy family.
How much do you want to bet that Tommy will write all of their speeches for them, lest someone writes "OMG, this is insane - someone get me out of here" into their speech.
Now I'm not a lawyer, I've only played one in my head, but I'm pretty sure this isn't legally binding. AND I'm also not a psychiatrist, I've only played one to make some money on the side, but once again I'm pretty sure this is kinda wackidoodle.
Oh Tommy, you never fail to make me just a little bit more scared of you and worried for Suri.
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Posted by: bryan | Friday, December 05, 2008 at 01:13 AM