Sexiest Man Alive (because the dead ones usually stink)

I must agree with People Magazine's choice for Sexist Man Alive. In fact, I kinda started crushing on my husband prior to actually meeting him because I though he looked like Wolverine, I mean, Hugh Jackman.

Mr. Jackman, who lives an impressively normal life, is People Magazines selection this year, which at first I thought was strange, considering what has he done lately? Then I remembered his Australia film premièred recently, and he's got that whole Wolverine spin-off thing going on so why not drum up his popularity with a Sexist Man Alive title? Wow, he has a good agent.

Some soundbites from the People expose:

How did his wife respond when he was named Sexiest Man Alive?

God bless her, she said, "I could've told them that years ago!" And then she said, "Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." And I said, "That was a joke, right?"

When asked what he wore to bed:

I didn't wear anything until my daughter was born and we had a night nanny because I was working. I walked out stark naked, and she was reading a book. Now I like boxer briefs.

How do I get hired as his nanny?  Seriously folks, where do I apply?

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