Miley's hair brings her closer to the son of God

Woah, I wonder if the Pope knows about this? 

Before this past weeks CMA show, Billy Ray Cyrus told Miley to wear her hair up and that she should style her hair in a "Get your hair as high and close to Jesus as possible" hairstyle. 

Miley reported told him, "Daddy, I don't think I can get it any higher, but I did my best". 

I dunno Miley, I think you could have done better.  Hmmmm I wonder, what would Jesus do?  I think Jesus would have recommended extensions and lots of aquanet.

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