Apparently not all is hunky dorey in the Sheen household which brings us to this week's mystery: Is Charlie Sheen being a bad boy behind his pregnant wife's back?
Short answer: It appears that all signs point to YES.
Word on the street is Charlie and Brooke Mueller, who are expecting twins, have been fighting 24/7. It looks like Charlie has been up to his old antics... Oh Charlie, you suck as a husband.
Mr. "Can't keep it in his pants" Sheen was spotted at Las Vegas strip clubs Prive and Spearmint Rhino. And apparently he wasn't making sure the clubs were up to fire code, he was there to get his drink on while getting a lap dance or twenty. Yes, just what every expectant father should be doing while the wife is at home sober and lapless.
According to The Star "she went off the deep end" after he returned from that weekend away in Las Vegas and told him to shape up or get the hell out.
You know... I'm pretty sure Brooke isn't exactly surprised that Charlie is failing at this virtuous choir boy, marriage to Brooke has reformed me act. One would have to be completely out to lunch to believe he can keep his pants on and nose clean in marriage.
Sorry Brooke, all signs point to Charlie returning to his bad boy ways. I hope you signed a prenup.
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