Hey y'all, I get all my parenting mad skillz from my favourite Louisiana ball of sunshine and firecrackers: Ms. Britney Spears. In this week edition of Parenting for Rednecks, Britney gives advice on how to wean the youngen off the cry-plug pacifier.
HOT SAUCE Y'ALL!
Just dip it in your preferred Louisiana hot sauce and watch your child's eyes tear up while they simultaneously breathing fire on contact. I recommend Triple XXX Jalepeno for instant results, results that also include long-term sauce phobias. Works 'em real good!
Yes folks: Britney is weaning her kids off the pacifier using hot sauce. Or so says the gossip mills. No word on whether Louisiana Hot Sauce is going to sponsor her next tour... or court date.
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