Birthdate: December 20, 1983
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Soundbyte: "It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than
if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable.
You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people
struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling,
you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the
world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the
rest of your life."
When I read earlier this week about Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson hooking up (*shudder*) I didn't believe it, and I don't believe that Mary-Kate Olsen has cheated on her steady boyfriend Nate Lowman with Jonah Hill either, but according to the National Enquirer, that's what went down.
The two were spotted on a double date with another couple at a hotel restaurant in L.A.; the Enquirer reports that not only were they wearing "plaid shirts that almost matched", "Mary-Kate had forgotten about Nate and seemed totally enamored of Jonah."
Flannel shirts of the world, unite!
The story goes on to say that Jonah ran in to his friend Jason Segal, who asked Jonah how he got Mary-Kate to agree to a date. Jonah said all he did was ask her, which "genuinely surprised" Jason.
I love how, in Hollywood, if you're within ten feet of another actor, you're bumpin' uglies and committing all sorts of scandalous acts. Ten bucks says these two are just friends who shared a meal with another couple, yanno?
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