I can't believe this soap opera called The Family Spears. As you may know, Ma Lynn has a wonderfully heart-warming, family friendly, tell all expose book coming out in a couple of days called "Through the Storm". Storm is an understatement when it comes to talking about her family. Try Tsunami lady - or was that too hard to spell?
ANYHOW - Along with all the other crap that Lynn is spilling on her kids in the book - like when Brit lost her virginity, starting doing drugs, and all that jazz - Lynn is smearing Brit's babysitter/boyfriend/rash/manager Sam Lufti.
Not that that is particularly difficult to do. *ahem*
She claims that he used to grind up drugs and add them to her food in hopes that he would induce a coma that would allow her to recover from all her addictions.
Well looky here, Mr. Lufti, or should I say Dr. Lufti, is a medicine man and saint who wants to cure all that ails poor Britney.
Seriously - isn't this the stuff soap-operas are made of?
Not that Lynn Spears looks much better - she claims she felt helpless as the media monstor took over her daughter and pimped her out to the world. Apparently Ma Spears couldn't say no to those big ol' paycheques.
I await the time the Days of our Spears brings on K-Fed joining the priesthood and Brit-Brit discovering she has a long-lost identical twin with supernatural powers. You just wait and see, they will pull out all the stops during sweeps week.
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