... or is that advice actually assvice? I'm not really sure and have been debating this in my head for about half an hour. Which if you think about it, is an incredible waste of time and resources so I think I'll just fire my brain. Done. Now where was I?
Kim Kardashian, famous for her booty and that's about it, is on the cover of OK! this week dishing out her recommendations for diet & workout, and her future plans for marriage and babies. Good lord, who looks to Kardashian for any kind of advice? Same folks who look to Ma Spears for parenting tips I suppose.
So Kim is talking candidly about how she is slimming down without losing the big buns and using a workout that was designed by her NFL boyfriend Reggie Bush. Who I just discovered isn't the son of George W. - get a new name boy and stop confusing gossip mongers like me. Anyhow, I feel asleep before I finished reading the article but I'm sure it's chock full of good ideas like carrying tons of shopping bags is a great upper body workout.... or something like that.
And then she probably babbles about wanting babies because they are so freakin' cute and that she wants to get married because that's what people do when they are bored etcetera. Well let me tell you Miss Kardashian, babies turn into toddlers who morph into blood-sucking preschoolers who act like your best friend one minute then they pull a knife on you when you vunerable - trust me, I'm speaking from experience. And don't even get me started on marriage and all this give and take shit. BAH!
[ source / image: celebutopia.net ]
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