Have you seen Katie's knees? I have some theories on where those nasty bruises originated from.
The totally practical side of me [aka: boring motherbumper] thinks it's from rehearsal for her Broadway debut (which reportedly is suffering bad bad pre-sales). Or maybe it's from falling over from walking around with those ridiculously high heels she's been sporting lately.
The other side of me [aka: fun motherbumper] thinks it's some whacked out Scientology ritual that was recommended to her by batshitcrazy husband Tommy. Remember that time Katie had that weird hand discolouration, rumoured to be a Scientology purification ritual?
Maybe this time she was forced to a purification ceremony that required her to husband in the eye. That would require her to definitely be at least on her knees, don't you think?
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