Now for part two of casting the mobster movie because crime does win at the box office. Behind every successful man is a smart woman. It certainly doesn't hurt if they look good in lingerie.
Orlando Bloom's girlfriend is Shannyn Sossamon.
Stuart Townsend is paired with Rachel McAdams.
Eric Bana and Megan Fox would make a hot couple.
Clive Owen's wife is Téa Leoni.
But wait that's not all. Clive's mistress is Elisha Cuthbert. Just imagine those steamy scenes!
Joaquin Phoenix would be paired with Selma Blair.
Hugh Jackman's character is married to Marcia Cross.
Benicio Del Toro is with Paz Vega.
Finally Viggo Mortensen is coupled with Milla Jovovich. Hopefully Motherbumper approves.
I think I have outdone myself. This movie needs to be made!
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