Calling all pretty boys! Grab your guns and hop up on the couch.
Today we are casting a modern day mobster flick.
People often say that their food looks too good to eat well some of these fellas are too pretty to kill. Still odds are that the most metrosexual of the bunch is likely to get whacked first.
We’ve got Orlando Bloom, Stuart Townsend, Eric Bana, Clive Owen, Joaquin Phoenix, Hugh Jackman, Benicio Del Toro and Viggo Mortensen.
Stay tuned for Part II next week when we cast the role of their wives and girlfriends.
** This post was brought to you by the letters H and B and the number 28. As in Happy Birthday Motherbumper who turns something like 28 later this week!
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I say Joaquin survives the longest. Takes over as boss after Benicio's death. After all, he can always eyebrow his enemies into submission.
Posted by: h | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Happy birthday MB!
But we all know she really only NEEDS Viggo...
Posted by: kittenpie | Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 12:54 PM