
Pretty much immediately after supreme diva Mariah Carey shocked the world by marrying Nick Cannon impromptu-style, rumours of marital strife began.
Life & Style is reporting that the newlyweds are already on the rocks; a "source close to the singer" has given them six months, "Tops. I can't see it lasting," says said source.
If you ask me, six months is generous - I'd say four, but hey, that's just me.
Life & Style's source claims that Nick follows Mariah around like a little puppy dog, catering to her every need and desire. Mariah could have any number of horny adolescent boys ready to wait on her hand and foot, but when it comes to her husband, it sounds like he needs to pull up his bootstraps and be a man.
"Mariah’s assistants and friends call him ‘Whipped Nick’ behind his back. They have little respect for him because he won’t stand up for himself," claims the magazine. "Nick does whatever Mariah wants him to — he’s like her puppy."
A puppy with plastic. Apparently Nick spends a whole bunch of time swiping Mariah's credit card before going home to rub her feet and hand-feed her strawberries dipped in dark chocolate.
I mean, who didn't see that coming?
Four months, people. Mark my words. Four months.
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