Hey look at the twins! Today's first mystery is about Sarah "famous for dating Mr. Clooney" Larson and her recently boosted assets. The gossip world is saying that the boob job is what finished her relationship with George "droolicious" Clooney.
Honestly I don't care what broke them up because I like yummy George to stay on the market. You know, just in case I become single. Ahem... moving right along.
Anyhow, Sarah had a breast augmentation this past May and even though George apparently did not support her decision to have plastic surgery, he helped her with her post-op recovery. She stayed in his home during that time. What a gentleman but that is no surprise.
It makes me super happy to hear that George isn't a fan of fake boobs - such unnecessary surgery and my goodness the results often look fake (like hers IMO). Holy crap, I sound like my mom.
Me thinks the break-up mystery is solved: George likes 'em realer, instead of looking like a peeler.
Now let's look at George in his natural state (oh how I wish this was his actual natural state...mind outta the gutter motherbumper - oh I was talking about him being without arm candy, because he just looks yummier on his own).
"George likes 'em realer, instead of looking like a peeler."
LMFAO. You totally rock, MB.
Posted by: mamatulip | Friday, June 13, 2008 at 05:30 PM