The second Emporio Armani underwear ad, featuring British soccer stud star David Beckham, was released this week.
All I gotta say is...YUM.
David apparently had a manhood malfunction earlier this week after the setting in his car's heated seat feature jammed, toasting his nether region.
"One minute he was tearing across Los Angeles, the next, he was rolling down his windows, panting and staring down at his crotch in horror," an onlooker told Britain's Daily Star newspaper. "There were lots of fans and paparazzi following him, making it even more difficult for him to sort out his boiling bits."
Poor Becks. Scorching the family jewels is bad enough without a camera-wielding audience on hand to document it (although you know what I'm thinking: where can I get my hands on those photos?).
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Mmmmmmm sorry - didn't read the words, just admired the uh... abs, yes the ab strength.
Wait - did you say his manhood was toasted? ACK!
Posted by: motherbumper | Friday, June 20, 2008 at 12:20 PM