The Country Music Awards were this past Sunday night and like many award shows, the red carpet fashions sometimes spoke louder than the folks wearing the get-up. The following screamed HELP ME.
Criss Angel needs some retail therapy because it looks like he got beaten by the 80's stick. Hard.
In my keyboard-side opinion, to dress that way when you are old enough to remember the actual decade is very sad and just plain sucks the big one dude.
It's really rilly bad to be duped by the same fashion mistakes twice. It's like he's a lost Duranie who likes to listen to glam rock when he's feeling like getting in touch with his inner hair-dresser man.
Moving along to this little gem of an outfit worn by Wolf from American Gladiator:
Just because they resurrect an old show from the 80's doesn't mean you have to dress the era 24-7.
Where do I start with this outfit? Not only is he wearing a sleeveless, double-breasted, piratey style duster, he has paired it with wide leg bedazzled demin in mom-jean blue. With matching wrist cuffs to finish it off.
No wait, I stand corrected: he has finished the look with is feathered-back blonde locks in a Leif Garrett style that actually screams "I don't want to let go of the 70's just yet but the 80's are a calling and I can't resist".
Are these people unable to afford stylists? If they actually have one on staff, I recommend a lawsuit revolving around defamation of credibility might be in the cards. Not that Criss Angel ever had any cred.
[ source: TMZ ]
Oh my god. Is that a sleeveless trench coat?
Posted by: mamatulip | Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 01:01 PM
Wow. No on eshould be beaten with that stick. It's fucking painful. And for everyone else, too.
Posted by: kittenpie | Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 01:39 PM