Heidi and Spencer are pregnant?

Were these two allowed to procreate? Please  nooooooooooooooooo

Thankfully this time my "nooooooooooooooo" prayers have been answered.

Rumour has it that Heidi and Spencer, the villains of the "reality" vision The Hills have hatched a hairbrained plan to keep the media interesting in them and not on those other wankers from that show.  Why not fake a pregnancy?

We all know that nothing screams LOOK AT ME! than a baby bump.  Just ask Britney, Ashlee, and Jennifer.

Apparently these two morons even had an actual plan of execution:

• Heidi stops drinking
• Heidi wears padding
• Heidi and Spencer neither confirm or deny in the press

Oh those clever kids, they thought of everything.  They have covered the entire "pregnancy rumour" checklist. 

And of course in true showbiz style, they have even come up with an finale:  at the end of the summer, Heidi will frolic around in a bikini proving all the paps wrong.  Le Fin.

Please somebody explain to me why I do this?  I had no idea who this Heidi YeeHaw and her boyfriend Spencer Knobhead were before I started doing Binkywood and now they seem to be everywhere I turn.  What the hell is up with that?  Oh the trials and tribulations of gossip whoring.

[ source / photo: dotspotter ]

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[mamatulip]

Remind me again who these two are?