We need the Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew and Scooby-Doo too. All these mysteries abound and we want to know what is going on here.
Have the paparazzi caught Britney Spears leaving from an intense work out? This would explain the glowing factor.
Is Brit's enormous, shiny purse a decoy or does she require a copious amount of powder to blot away the glowing factor? How many of these large bags does she own?
Is this only a case where we need to recommend burning this metallic purple dress?
Could Britney be in the family way? I admit that I am a wee bit curious.
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