I haven't seen the sombre treading of Uggs in such a freakin' long time. Didn't Paris kill their popularity or something? I figure once Paris catches wind of something, it's completely dead in the trend world and knock-offs have migrated for mass consumption. Anyhow... not here to talk about that blonde, I'm here to gossip about Jessica Simpson and the case of The Mysterious Ailment.
So back at the end of March, Jessica was hospitalized and released four days later citing a kidney infection. End of story... or is it?
This week, there is gossip about Jessica perhaps being hospitalized for those four days because she had been partying pretty darn hard with Tony Roma and she just couldn't take all the drinking. Oh and there was also some chatter about Jessica possibly asking for a pregnancy test.
Woah.
OK so Jessica has been having a rough ride of it of late - divorce, sibling success (that doesn't seem like the right word to me because I am talking about Ashlee), and some failed rebound romances.
But high freakin' five if she's been partying like a single woman can and should (highly recommend having at least one binge in a life time, of your choice: booze, men, twinkies, 90210 - whatever floats your boat). And a scare just means she's human, and she's getting some wink wink nudge nudge. Mmmm nudge sounds like fudge. I'm outta here.
[source / photo: dotspotter]
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