Escape to New York: The Katie Holmes Edition

Now this story isn't new but this time there seems to be a bit more to the usual "Katie wants out of her prison/hell/kool-aid-drinking-posse" rumour.

This time it seems she has a plan: she's going to move to New York and star on Broadway!  OK, while this isn't the typical "wife leaving her batshit crazy husband" plan, by being a celeb she has the power to do this sort of thing. 

Gossip states that Katie is going to join the revival of "My Three Sons", move to New York, and take Suri with her.

Tom the miniature lunatic is off to promote his latest war yawner epic during her Broadway escape performace and while not pleased with her escape route plans, he apparently gave her the go-ahead. 

Perhaps he hopes to indoctrinate a few folks on the East Coast and sees this as an way in.  Or maybe he already has his spies in place.

Broadway Bound instead of Lunatic Bound is WAY less stressful Katie, take my word for it.

[source / photo: dotspotter]

Comments

[mamatulip]

I'd love to see Katie on Broadway! I think she'd be good on the stage.