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Do you want a pound of flesh with that too?

Because apparently £24million just isn't enough on top of the annual payments of £35thousand. Oh this woman makes my blood boil - which admittedly happens every time Paris Hilton turns up on the headlines also - but Heather Mills is just so transparently evil, it blows my mind that she duped Sir. Paul for as long as she did.

And I'm not even a fan of Paul - John was my Beatle - but no one deserves a money-sucking vampire in their life.

Tool of the day: Richie Sambora

When I read about Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora's DUI arrest last night I rolled my eyes and thought to myself that I really wasn't all that surprised - celebrity DUI's seem to be a dime a dozen these days.

When I read reports this afternoon that Sambora's daughter was in the car with him, I did a little more than roll my eyes.

A New Wife for Ryan?

Ryan Phillippe told USA Today that he would consider taking a second wife in his future.

"I can see doing it again, yeah," he says. "And I can certainly see possibly having children again. I'm pretty young, and there are many beautiful things about that idea of marriage and family."

Could he be trying to keep up with the Jones' or should I say the Gyllenspoon's? He admits that he avoids looking at photos of his ex-wife and her new beau.

Tyra no longer in the running?

Is Tyra Banks no longer in the running to be the host of America's Next Top Model?

Rumor has it that she and photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel aren't getting along these days and are now no longer on speaking terms. Although Banks has yet to comment, it's been reported that she is looking for another supermodel to take over so she can focus exclusively on her talk show.

I'm all right with Tyra jumping ship, but eye candy photographer Nigel Barker had better stay put, dammit.

[Photo source: Google images]

Jaime Lynn Engaged?

Not sure if any shot guns were involved but People is reporting that Jamie is showing off her new engagement rock to all her down home folks back in Louisiana.

Keeping up with the Kardashian Rumours

Are there any sticks one might pee on in that bag Kim?

Please say no.

Dr. Jiffy Lube

Ever hear about those botox parties?  Like on that show I've only watched once but had a botox get together right off the bat: The Real Housewives of Orange County "reality tv" offering?

What's the appeal?

While I've never been a huge fan of Kate Moss, there's no doubt girlfriend is good at what she does. She's hot, she's ferocious, she's long and lean. She could make bellybutton lint look sexy.

But this...this ain't sexy.

Moss graces the cover of French Vogue this month and while the rest of the pictures are bangin', this one just doesn't do it for me. I think it's the smoke she's holding like a joint that's throwing me off.

[Photo source: Popsugar]

Jessica Simpson Likes to Cuddle

Lock up your child's stuffed animals, Jessica Simpson is on the prowl. She's got herself another boy-toy.

Jess was spotted getting cozy in the back seat with a blue friend. I can't help but wonder if Tony Romo is the jealous type. However my bets are on Tony that he could take him.

Jessica will likely tire of her new cuddle buddy and toss him aside for a softer version. 

[photo source: Just Jared]

My Fair Braby?

So you tell me - see this coy photo of Adrianne and Chris? (who I can't stop calling Peter - Peter, Peter, Peter - oh just call me Jan)

Anyhow, see how they are all cuddly and look like maybe they are hiding something?

Something bumpy?

Like baby bumpy?

VH1 is promoting a possible pregnancy in the next season of My Fair Brady so this could be a publicity stunt (OMG - that never happens in Hollywood).

Another photo after the jump.